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Monthly Archives: August 2008

Faith in what?

When I was young I’d climb on top of a big hill that was really more of a pile of old sawdust and junk. It overlooked a great forest that was really more of a clump of trees between two roads.
One day I found a piece of white wood stuck in the ground, and it [...]

Someone should maybe use wikipedia

From an article about the delay of the new Harry Potter movie:

Maybe Harry Potter should have brought a note from his parents saying he would be missing school.
[From Harry Potter pulls vanishing act on Entertainment Weekly, which features film in fall preview]

Sorry, that’s a shitty opening line for a story about Harry Potter, because Harry [...]

Mark Sexauer’s Cocktail Blog

I recently had a horrible experience in my new neighborhood. I walked into a bar and was asked (*asked*, mind you) what I would like to drink. I replied, “A Singapore Sling.” Because this is the drink that began Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas. When Raul and Doctor Gonzo are hanging around the Polo [...]