Oh, please let there be video of this.

The outgoing US leader had just told reporters that while the war in Iraq was not over “it is decisively on its way to being won,” when al-Zeidi got to his feet and hurled abuse – and his footwear – at the US president.

[From Al Jazeera English - Middle East - Shoe attack mars Bush's Iraq visit]

I am infiltrating the amphibian conspiracy

It’s the menacing angle at which he’s holding the candle that makes me think that the bag is more to put over my head when he abducts me than it is for delivering gifts to children.