Burt knew that he was wrong for Sarah, and that Sarah was wrong for him. But all that wrong was so good they just had to be together. Like Budweiser and Clamato.

Contrary to folklore, it is not the unicorn which can only be captured by a beautiful virgin. Rather, only young and inexperienced girls can be tempted by the unicorn. Because any woman with a lick of sense knows that unicorns are scumbags.

Fred has a tiny, misshapen horn. And you know what they say about the size of a unicorn’s horn.