Saudi Cleric Says, “Kill Mickey Mouse”

Which, oddly, I support. Not because I believe children are so stupid that they love real mice because they’ve seen a cartoon mouse that is loveable. No, I just hate Mickey Mouse. But the part that I liked was this.

Last month Mr Munajid condemned the Beijing Olympics as the “bikini Olympics”, claiming that nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits.

Frankly, this does not make Satan sound very scary. This makes Satan sound like, um, a lot of people. Like me. Because female athletes in skimpy outfits makes me happy. By equating people like me with Satan, Sheikh Muhammad Munajid is diminishing the fear of Satan in all people. Therefore, Sheikh Muhammad Munajid should be forced to watch beach volleyball.

[Mickey Mouse must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric - Telegraph]