Someone should maybe use wikipedia

From an article about the delay of the new Harry Potter movie:

Maybe Harry Potter should have brought a note from his parents saying he would be missing school.

[From Harry Potter pulls vanishing act on Entertainment Weekly, which features film in fall preview]

Sorry, that’s a shitty opening line for a story about Harry Potter, because Harry Potter was an orphan. Duh.

Okay, I’m done being a nerd.